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Funny Adult SMS Jokes

  • Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

 

  • Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

 

  • Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,

 

  • A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home


  • Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !

 

  • Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
    aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
    Phele Chota Hota Hai,
    Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
    Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
    To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
    Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad
    Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
    To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
    Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
    Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
    Es Ko
    LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
  • He came at night,
    explored my body,
    got on top of me,
    touched me,
    he bit, sucked, swalowd,
    when he was satisfyed,
    he left,
    i was hurt,
    BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

 

  • What is the height of Flirting?
    When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

 

  • Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thats enough bout me... how r u ?