Funny Adult SMS Jokes

• I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

• Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito

• teri sula ke lu?
  ya bitha ke lu?
  ya tujhe karu khada
  ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
  ab tu hi bata
  ki mein teri...
  photo kaise lu.

• Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)

• Ek bar karo na plz..
  kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
  plz karo naaa........
  muje acha lage ga...
  ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
  kar do na plzz...
  ek pyara sa SMS!!!

• us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :

• I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
  

• pahlay hat ma lo
  phir mon mal lo
  phir tokh laghao
  phir sidha karoo
  phir sorakh ma daloo
  uf
  kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
  

• In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
  You Know whose that boy?
  Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
  Dirty people always tink dirty.

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