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When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Letís start with
Your bank account.
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me
Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details...
Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i lauf again
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
Have you Ever seen A Monkey Wrapped in Plastic. . . . . . . . . . . . NO, NA ? ! ! ! ! . . . . . . Please see your Driving License Quickly
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
When i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

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