Latest SMS Jokes collection - page 1

• tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
  tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..

• What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this
  message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........

• Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
  Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti
  hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!

• when wordz fail eyz works
  when eyz fail heart works
  when heart fails to kia ???
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  samajh le tapak gaya;)

• Pather ki deewaar na tori 
  pyar bhara dil tor dia 
  ek rupee ki khatir 
  tumne SMS karna chor dia

• 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
  intzar hy. 
  2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
  varna chautha tayyar hai.

• i was waiting the night to see the moon it didn't appear so i called the sky 2 ask where the moon is? It told me the moon is reading your sms:)

• Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
  Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, 
  itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo, 
  phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo 

• One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, 
  you or my life? 
  I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life 

• jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,
  zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,
  sms kerny per paise lagty hain magar itney nahi k kia na jaye;) 

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