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Funny SMS
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Punjabi SMS Jokes
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New Year SMS
Barish(Rain) SMS
Kiss SMS

Latest SMS Jokes collection - page 2

  • What  is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

 

  • want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three  words to U.... "Pay The Bill"

 

  • When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

 

  • My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight"

 

  • Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"

 

  • Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

 

  • so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
     

 

  • Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message  However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

 

  • Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...

 

  • Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well
     

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