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Latest SMS Jokes collection - page 3
- Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko
haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko
hamesha tang karenge......
- 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
- U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
- In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start
writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.
- Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within
few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba"
- A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom,
why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should
see the person reading this SMS
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if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone
calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls
u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud
hoti hai.
- Not every flower can represent love but
roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every
monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to
smile!
- teray liye chand taray tor doon,in hawaon
ka rukh mor doon,itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.
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