Latest SMS Jokes collection - page 5

• You r a DOG... 
  
  D = Darling
  O = Of
  G = Girls
  
  Now u r smiling na
  
  Am i right??
  
  Tu sach mein kutta hai

• Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
  Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
  Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
  BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

• CIRCUIT :
  Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
  MUNNABHAI :
  Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
  CIRCUIT :
  Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
  

• Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend

• Let d most beautiful dream come 2 u 2nite. Let d sweetest person come in ur dream 2nite. But dnt make it a habit bcoz i wont b able2 come in ur dream daily. 
   

• I wana keep3 things: . . The SUN . . The MOON . . &.My frndz. . . Sun4 daytime. . . Moon for night time. . . &U.My dear frnd4LIFETIME.

• God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew,he lovingly touched it, & it turned into u.And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u

• I think U r very careless!!!
  U come & leave things behind!!!!
  See now what u have left??
  U just came in my mind &
  left a smile on my face....
   

• Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame... 

• Na jane konsi baat aakhri hogi, na jane konsi raat aakhri hogi, karni hai to karle jee bhar ke baatein, na jane hamari konsi saanse aakhri hogi.

   

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