Latest SMS jokes collection
- Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
- Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just dont switch off your Heart.!
- Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry
someone else. The one u marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one u
loved becomes the password of your mail id"
- A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
- He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a
fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
- Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
- A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
- Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?
Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
- Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.