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  It means 
  ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. 
  Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

• Ek Bihari ko Raaste me 
  cycle ka paidal mila 
  aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
  Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola 
  ye sambhal ke rakhde,
  isme cycle dalwa lenge.

• A bond of love,
  A medal of trust.
  A shoulder in sadness,
  A hand in darkness.
  A special relation to hold,
  An ear where secrets can be told.
  An appreciater for encouragement,
  Somethin tht doesn't cost.
  A jewel never to be lost.
  Is the magic called
  F R I E N D
  

• U r SWEET AS GIN,
  HARD AS RUM,
  CLEAR AS VODKA,
  MATURED AS WHISKY,
  REFRESHING AS BEER.
  In short u r
  a complete BAR 
  of friendship.
  Cheers.

• One day my brain asked me "Y R U SENDING MSGs 
  to that person who is not messaging u? 
  but my little "HEART" said to brain 
  "U" NEED msgs but i need "FRIENDSHIP"
   

• A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. 
  The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. 
  I lost a coin when I texted you, 
  but it's okay because I got you.

• I m not Wealthy but i have Rich Heart,
  I m not Best but i will try my Best,
  I may not be Right every time but 
  I m Surely not Wrong to choose U as my Friend !

• If anyone ever asked me what the statement 'life is beautiful' meant to me, 
  I'd just put my arm around your shoulder, hold you close to me & say '' This is it."

• Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, 
  So please don't walk in rain, 
  otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U

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