Punjabi SMS Jokes

• ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, 
  waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, 
  mehboob aave ya na aave 
  par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
   

• Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
  Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!
   

• Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
  tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
  ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
  Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.

• Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
  saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
  jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
  assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!! 

• Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
  Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
  Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

• Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
  assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda
   

• Massa massa si aayi maut
  ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
  oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
  saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi 
  

• baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian rahan di,
  je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di
  

• rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda, 
  sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda, 
  akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda, 
  khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda